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The Dude
Bathrobe enthusiast, rug owner, and spiritual centre of the universe. Prefers his name, or His Dudeness, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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The Dude Abides
A slow, easygoing celebration of Dudeism and The Big Lebowski. No deadlines. No nihilists. Just a rug that really ties the room together.
What is Dudeism?
Dudeism is a laid-back life philosophy inspired by Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, the bathrobe-wearing hero of the Coen Brothers' 1998 cult classic. It borrows freely from Taoism, a little Epicurus, and a lot of bowling.
The core idea: life is short and complicated, and nobody knows what to do about it. So don't do anything about it. Take it easy, man. Go with the flow, be kind to your friends, and don't let anyone pee on your rug.
“Abiding” isn't laziness. It's knowing which battles are worth getting out of the bathtub for.
Ten Abiding Precepts
Unofficial, unordained, and subject to change. Like, that's just our opinion, man.
- Take it easy. Urgency is mostly a rumour started by other people's calendars.
- Go with the flow. The river knows where it's going. You can just float.
- Tie the room together. Find the one small thing that makes everything feel right.
- Mind your bowling friends. Even when they're out of their element.
- Keep your mind limber. New stuff comes to light all the time.
- Respect the robe. Comfort is a dignity, not a failing.
- Don't over-explain. Some things are just, like, your opinion.
- Avoid nihilists. Believe in something, even if it's only a good White Russian.
- Let it roll. Strikes and gutters both end up back at the ball return.
- Abide. It's a comfort to know it's out there, taking it easy for all of us.
The Dude Oracle
Ask a question. Any question. Then shake the bowling ball.
The ball is resting. As it should.
How Dude Are You?
Five questions. No wrong answers. Okay, some wrong answers.
Meet the League
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Walter
Vietnam vet, rules lawyer, and the loudest man ever to observe Shabbos. Loyal to a fault. Mostly the fault.
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Donny
Gentle, sweet, and perpetually arriving in the middle of the conversation. An excellent bowler.
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Jesus
Purple jumpsuit, polished ball, and a strong opinion about who's going down next week.
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The Stranger
A tumbleweed philosopher who narrates, sips a sarsaparilla, and sometimes eats the bar.
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Maude
Avant-garde artist who paints while flying through the air in a harness. Has strong views on the word "Dude".
Roll a Frame
Click the lane to bowl. Strikes are not guaranteed. Neither is anything, man.
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